Lizard... gecko... thing.

Ooh, you're lucky you've got them locally. It's too cold over here for most reptiles.

Speaking of cold and critters, did everyone hear how it's too warm in some parts of Canada for frogs to hibernate but too cold for insects? So they're all living off their fat reserves and will prolly burn it all before spring and die... those that do survive in the affected areas will prolly not be healthy enough to breed.
I heard that people are gathering them and simulating hibernation indoors to try to undo some of the damage we've done with climate change.

Isn't that sad?